Monday, March 9, 2009

Voodoo Chicken Queen

My sister Heather has been sending me chicken after chicken on my farm. So I have knighted her Voodoo Chicken Queen. So let’s send her lots and lots of chicken. All hail Heather the Voodoo Chicken Queen. Now all she needs is her royal cloak, which will be some chicken wire with paper flowers on it. (You know like from a float from a parade), her royal scepter will be a bedazzled chicken leg and her crown will be a KFC bucket turned upside down. She will also need her royal jewels, which I believe will be some chicken bones. All hail Heather, The Voodoo Chicken Queen. (Everyone should back away slowly genuflecting)

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